POETRY
The Passionate Fuckboy to His Love
Jade Hurter

Photo by Francisco Moreno on Unsplash

Come chill with me and watch a show
Tonight, whenever, I don't know;
We'll listen to the new J. Cole,
And I will judge your nipple mole

And you can sit upon my cock,
And I will not take off my socks
Hang on, I need to take this call;
The boys are gathered at the bar

And I will feed you vodka shots,
And tell you all your friends are hot;
Just don’t ask me what this is,
For I’m not ready to commit

And I will cum upon the sheets
And roll over and fall asleep,
And you may listen to me snore,
And leave your jeans upon my floor

So if you want to fuck real quick,
And if you're down to suck my dick
And pay for your own Uber home,
Then chill with me, and watch a show.


Jade Hurter is the author of the chapbook Slut Songs (Hyacinth Girl Press, 2017). She was a finalist in the 2016 Tennessee Williams Poetry Contest, judged by Yusef Komunyakaa, and her recent work has appeared or is forthcoming in The Columbia Poetry Review, Menacing Hedge, Tinderbox, Passages North, New South, and elsewhere.