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DRUNK MONKEYS IS A Literary Magazine and Film Blog founded in 2011 featuring short stories, flash fiction, poetry, film articles, movie reviews, and more

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POETRYThe Beast of BladenboroAllie MariniWriter of the Month

"The Beast of Bladenboro", from Southern Cryptozoology: A Field Guide to Beasts of the Southern Wild, which was published by Hyacinth Girl Press & a finalist for the Science Fiction Poetry Association's (SFPA) 2016 Elgin Award. This piece also appeared in Hyacinth Girl Press's anthology Free Monsters Poems About Monsters. 


Everybody, near ‘bout, that had a gun was carrying it.
    —Tater Shaw, The Charlotte News, 1954


A whole town:     armed to the teeth, 
                             arming themselves against my teeth. 
She-cat of Bladenboro, 
                              I’m here for your dogs, 
                              your sheep,         your sons,         your blood.   
                  You know who I am, boys. 


Make your head flat as a fritter         & make your momma cry
                                                     as she shouts your name
                                                     into the deep, dark woods, 
                                                           make her wish she was Catholic: 
                                                           Maybe lighting a candle to St. Anthony
                                                                    might help, she’d think, 
before shaking off her sinful thought
& trusting in God again                          to bring y’all back safe. 
                                                      Bless her heart. 


She knows good & well                 what I am                 & who made me
                                                       out in those dirt roads
                                                       under that blood moon         & she knows
no matter how many candles       she wishes she could light
                                                       & how many times she calls out your fool name, 
                                                                              You ain’t coming home; 
                                                                                                       not this time. 


Half-dozen of Bladenboro’s finest
                                                         came out for me, 
                                                                               tracking a circle three miles wide
                                                                               around the swamp. 
                                                          I tailed them the whole way. 
                                                          Picked off their bait dogs in the shadows
                                                                                        just to show them I could. 
                       Like they showed me. 


After a while,                nobody felt safe enough     out there on the street,                                                         with every man packing         loaded double barrels
                & every trigger finger     jumpy     at the slightest sound. 


Luther Davis dragged a dead bobcat up the City Hall steps
                                                                                   & said it was me. 
Never one to be outdone, 
Bruce Soles slammed his car into a leopard-spotted cat
                                                          on his way to Tabor City; said, 
                                                          Nope, it’s me what got the Bitch of Bladenboro. 
Berry Lewis & Mayor Woodrow Fussell made the publicity rounds
                                                         with the photograph they sent out
                                                          as the official last word on the matter: 
                          Unnaturally big bobcat, shot & killed by skilled sportsman;
                                     no longer a threat, so put down them guns, boys.


Said I was 90% imagination & 10% truth—
                                                      but what I actually am is
                                                           90% righteous vengeance & 10% injustice
                                                               so boys, go ahead & lay those guns down, 
                                                                    but don’t you dare turn your back on me
                                                                        & I hope you get used to sleeping
                                                                           one-eyed, 
                                                                              waiting for the Devil
                                                                                  to take her due.



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