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POETRY / Tippi Hedren Series / Shari Caplan

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Stage Glass 

His stare 
the stare of the dead 
gull tied to a wire 
above my head.  

I can stand this.  

The seagull launches 
like action 
at my nose, so 
a scream hurtles 
into the scene.  

The beak breaks through 
(his stare) 
the telephone booth 

a burst of slivers  

a white star 
in the shape of his claw 

glass flies  

I can’t move 

silence 
clutches into my cheek 

my eyes! 
(his stare) 

the slice of skin beside my eye 
prick-speckled. 

 The bird hangs 
dumb of its crime.  

It exhausts the day to tweeze out 
(his stare) 
the glittering lie. 

After The Murder  

Pregnant with importance, 
nose like a plinth, he slips 
from behind a column 
when I least expect 
his hands. 

After the murder, 
he tries to will himself 
into the vodka we share. 
Chortle down my throat 
and soften my thoughts.  

I am hard, I know, 
as a beetle-black sedan 
rolling away from my own funeral 
with well-wishes intact. 

Look Out 

As if I view an alternate vista -  
crowded with roses, 
a soundtrack of applause, 

he wants to climb inside me 
and look out from my eyes. 

Does he think the mountains 
hulk less from here? 

I see: problematic promontories, 
crows diving at my brow, 

a figure with seven pairs of hands 
pointing at my sternum: 
action, 
a striptease, 
a snip of skin. 

Doesn’t he know the mountain 
with a crown of letters 
we’re asked to bow to 
is his body? 

I see too, my daughter 
in every tiger imprisoned 
by the movie studio. 

One day, I will 
let loose every claw. 

Hitchcock Wishes Melanie a Happy Birthday 

On Melanie’s seventh, Hitch slips 
a coffin across the tablecloth 
at our favorite restaurant. Open it,  

Little Melly he drools, hands tucked 
together like doves. She lifts the lid. 
Inside, the face he took  

exactly mine shrunk to Barbie’s size, 
a stiff-limbed “Melanie Daniels.” 
The green suit like grass on the grave.  

Now you can play with your mother 
Melanie drops a fry into her soda. 
even when she’s missing… 

Gallery Vertigo 

The museum is a kind of patriarch: 
balding, white-washed, classical. 
A cold knee on which to perch.  

As if having a soul isn’t sufficient, 
explanations disrupt the white space. 
Don’t you find florescent uplights exhausting?  

If, as a woman, I sit in the gallery, 
do I become the object? 
Depends who’s circling,  

considering my face painted 
three hundred years ago. In fact,  

the premise fails, for the painting looks 
nothing like me. I’m tired is all. 
That’s why I’m stuck here,  

waiting for the man to stalk out, 
for my chance to proceed 
to the graveyard in peace. 


Shari Caplan (she/her) is the siren behind 'Advice from a Siren’ (Dancing Girl Press, 2016) and the forthcoming "The Red Shoes; a phantasmagoric ballet on paper" from Lambhouse Books. Her poems have swum into Gulf Coast, Painted Bride Quarterly, Angime, Luna Luna, Lily Poetry Review, and elsewhere. She received her MFA in Poetry at Lesley University. Shari’s work has earned her a scholarship to The Home School, a fellowship to The Vermont Studio Center, nominations for a Bettering American Poetry Award, and a Pushcart Prize. She proudly serves as a reader for Lily Poetry Press and as Madam Betty BOOM for The Poetry Brothel in Boston. Keep up with her at ShariCaplan.com

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