He wakes up to the sound of rocks hitting his window – scarcely more than pebbles, not enough to do damage, but enough to wake him up. Sure, Dylan’s a light sleeper, but it’s still a ridiculous maneuver and that can only mean one thing. Harper McLeod, childhood best friend and platonic soulmate, is back in action and needs an accomplice.
A man in a spherical red bodysuit perched across the street from the art museum. Binoculars pressed rings into his eye sockets. Six stories below, a white van disgorged black-clad passengers. The blue flame of a blowtorch illuminated a ground level door. The round red man’s chest jutted out. A cape fluttered behind him as he cut a silhouette against the full moon. He punched a number on his cell phone.
is full of ghost stories
faded yearbook photos
of dreams that died
on loose gravel
It had been a been a rough week from a bad month out of an even worse year, and Brother Mark had recently slipped past the edge of no longer caring. It was difficult to put an exact timeline on these kinds of things, but he was certain there was a definite moment in time that could be marked as the dissolving point of their relationship. His problem was in choosing which among many events was the worst, the one that could truly be looked to as the beginning of the end.
Our (contentious!) review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, featuring a tribute to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, a discussion of our favorite non-Star Wars Star Wars movies, and the Drunk Monkeys Top 10 Movies of 2016 list!
As a controversial year in film comes to an end, our yearly top ten list is topped by the most surprising film yet.
From bulletproof bartenders to Demogorgons, we wrap up another excellent year for TV with our list of the Top 10 Television Series of 2016.
As we prepare our year-end Best of 2016 lists, we celebrate some of the best of the also-rans, including some that may surprise you.
