Icebergs fascinated me. The shimmering green stripes magically appearing in the deep blue. I always wanted eyes that colour. I was stuck with sullen gray eyes. Lester and Minnie went to Hawaii to see the volcano. Minnie couldn’t stop talking about them. She even had one as her screen saver. Volcanoes didn’t interest me.
I sat in my deluxe room on the cruise ship untwisting the towel shaped swans that appeared every single damn day on the king-sized bed. I couldn’t get the maids to stop leaving them.