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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

 Image ©Universal 

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JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM: D- 

Don’t watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. I mean it. There’s nothing snarky or bitter about this advice. Don’t see the movie. Because if you see the movie, they will make more movies just like it. Movies in which not only are characters and plot jettisoned in favor of spectacle but the spectacle itself is flat, meaningless. Hollow. And you, yes YOU reading this review, have the power to stop all of that. Just don’t see it. That’s all. Make tomorrow a better day by making it a day in which you do not watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. 

Matt Guerrero, Film Editor


Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 

Starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rafe Spall, Justice Smith, Daniella Pineda

Written by Colin Trevorrow & Derek Connolly 

Directed by J. A. Bayona 

In Theaters Now (but don't see it)